Dipped his balls in the sour cream
Dipped his balls in the salad dressing
Dipped his balls in the steak sauce
Dipped his balls in the mayonnaise
Dipped his balls in the eggnog
Dipped his balls in the ketchup
Dipped his balls in the fruit salad
Dipped his balls in the potato salad
Dipped his balls in the Jell-O mold
Dipped his balls in the peach pie
Dipped his balls in the sweet potato pie
Dipped his balls in the rhubarb pie
Dipped his balls in the giblet gravy
Dipped his balls in the honey mustard
Dipped his balls in the relish
Dipped his balls in the yams
Dipped his balls in the cream corn
Dipped his balls in the cold slaw
Dipped his balls onion soup
Dipped his balls in the cheese sauce
Dipped his balls in the greens
Dipped his balls in the chocolate fudge
Dipped his balls in the corn dog batter
Dipped his balls in the caramel
Dipped his balls in the barbecue sauce
Dipped his balls skim milk
Dipped his balls in the cranberry sauce
Dipped his balls in the birthday cake
Dipped his balls in the wedding cake
Dipped his balls in the red velvet cake
Dipped his balls in the bowl of chocolate sprinkles
Dipped his balls in the butter
Dipped his balls in the cookie dough ice cream
Dipped his balls in the chocolate mint ice cream
Dipped his balls in the salt and vinegar
Dipped his balls in the cocktail sauce
Dipped his balls in the tartar sauce
Dipped his balls in the garlic sauce
Dipped his balls in the Worcestershire sauce
Dipped his balls in the apple sauce
Dipped his balls in the duck sauce
Dipped his balls in the soy sauce
Dipped his balls in the flour
Dipped his balls in the egg yolk
Dipped his balls in the granulated sugar
Dipped his balls in the grape jelly
Dipped his balls in the strawberry preserve
Dipped his balls in the oatmeal
Dipped his balls in the cheese grits
Dipped his balls in the lumpy mashed potatoes
Dipped his balls in the macaroni
Dipped his balls in the molasses
Dipped his balls in the maple syrup
Dipped his balls in the banana pudding
Dipped his balls in the cereal
Dipped his balls in strawberry soda
Dipped his balls in the chicken soup
Dipped his balls in the tomato soup
Dipped his balls in the refried beans
Dipped his balls in the lemon juice
Dipped his balls orange juice
Dipped his balls in the apple juice
Dipped his balls in the prune juice
Dipped his balls in the grape juice
Dipped his balls in the guacamole
Dipped his balls in the white wine
Dipped his balls in the moonshine
Dipped his balls in the salsa
Dipped his balls in the black eyed peas
Dipped his balls in the onion dip

SHANE ALLISON‘s editing career began with the best-selling gay erotic anthology Hot Cops: Gay Erotic Stories, which was one of his proudest moments. Since the birth of his first anthology, he has gone on to publish over a dozen gay erotica anthologies such as Straight Guys: Gay Erotic Fantasies, Cruising: Gay Erotic Stories, Middle Men: Gay Erotic Threesomes, Frat Boys: Gay Erotic Stories, Brief Encounters: 69 Hot Gay Shorts, College Boys: Gay Erotic Stories, Hardworking Men: Gay Erotic Fiction, Hot Cops: Gay Erotic Fiction, Backdraft: Fireman Erotica, and Afternoon Pleasures: Erotica for Gay Couples. Shane Allison has appeared in five editions of Best Gay Erotica, Best Black Gay Erotica and Zane’s Z-Rated: Chocolate Flava 3. His debut poetry collection, Slut Machine is out from Queer Mojo and his poem/memoir I Remember is out from Future Tense Books. His debut novel You’re the One That I Want is forthcoming from Strebor Books in 2016. Shane is hard at work on his next novel and currently resides in Tallahassee, Florida.